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Field guide · Lost vapes

Lost your vape? Look here first.

Nine places, in the order they usually turn up. Tick each one off as you clear it, so you stop searching the same jacket three times.

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The 60-second sweep

  1. 0:00

    Pockets

    Pat every one, including the coin pocket.

  2. 0:15

    Bag

    Upside down, over the bed, shake.

  3. 0:30

    Sheets

    Peel the duvet back and run a hand along the edge.

  4. 0:45

    Floor

    Phone flashlight on, eye level with the carpet.

Where to look

Nine places vapes go to hide.

  1. Picture the last pull and go stand there. Then look down, and under whatever is nearby.

  2. Jacket, hoodie pouch, the tiny coin pocket on your jeans. Pat down yesterday's outfit too. It's on the floor, you know it is.

  3. Between the mattress and the wall, inside the pillowcase, rolled up in the duvet cover. Strip it if you have to.

  4. The gap between the seat and the console eats vapes for breakfast. Then the door pockets, cup holders and under the floor mats.

  5. Every zip pocket, then turn it upside down and shake. The little laptop sleeve counts.

  6. Office chair, gaming chair, the armchair nobody sits in. Run a hand down every seam.

  7. Next to the sink, on the toilet tank, in the shower caddy. Yes, really.

  8. The hamper, the washer drum, the dryer. If it went through a wash, don't charge it: a soaked battery is a hard no.

  9. Text whoever you were with last night. Somebody has it, and somebody has been hitting it.

Round two prevention

How to stop losing your vape.

  1. Give it one home

    Same spot every time you set it down. Boring. Works.

  2. Make it loud

    Small and black blends into everything. Bright colors and big shapes don't.

  3. Give it a body

    A vape plushie turns a thing you misplace into a thing you spot the second you walk in.

Option three, in stock

Vape plushies, made for this exact problem.

  • Strawberry vape plushie, front: red minky plush vape holder with an embroidered smile and a black mouthpiece cap
  • Purple Puff Girls vape plushie, front: grape-purple plush vape holder with stitched lashes and a black mouthpiece cap
  • Alpho Mango vape plushie, front: mango-yellow plush vape holder with a smug stitched smile and a black mouthpiece cap

Three faces out now, each with the patented spot your vape sits in. Strawberry, Purple Puff Girls and Alpho Mango.

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